Legs and Life: It All Starts Here

there's a song my father used to play me that my mother could not STAND, entitled, "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" by Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias.  'tis a lovely ballad of a gentleman's many-a experience with love and how thankful he is to all of the girls who walked into his life providing joy, happiness, and of course, love. this particular song has been on my mind for awhile now because I've recently been divulging in past familiarities with the same subject.  I have loved, lusted and lost many gentlemen... and for that, I am forever grateful for the experiences I gained, the lessons I learned and the capable feelings I discovered deep within; however, this song wouldn't be equivalent unless there were a few minor adjustments made to better fit my persona: "To All The Guys I've Loved Before" by Jennifer Coffey. now, if you have never before opened your ears to this eminent tune, please humor me and YouTube it!  the l...

holy moly, what a month! ... or two.   needless to say, SF Pride was a HUGE success and the photos turned out fabulous!  what can I say, I really can work any kind of red ;) as many of you know, I am terribly terrible about blogging on a regular basis.  I kinda just do it when I get around to it, when I feel up to it, or when I have a subject on my mind that I absolutely MUST divulge in, ya know, in order to get any kind of therapy out of it!  having said that, if you are expecting regular blogs in a timely manner, sorry to disappoint but I'm not your chick-a-dee! now onto the good shtuff: August 1st?!?!?  for corn's sake, where the hell has all of the time gone?!  I remember the clock piercing midnight on January 1st of the new 2o12... now we are up to our knees in 8 months of this year.  have you sat down and actually evaluated what YOU'VE done with these past 8 months? - have you fulfilled your New Year's resolution?  achieved a g...

the beautifying process has begun! well, i should say the "drag queen-ifying process is about to commence."  i have a promo gig in San Francisco next weekend in which i need to be absolutely tanned and toned ( G a y P r i d e ) and as well all know, them gays are picky! this event is gonna be amazingly fun and wild and i am surely crackin' down.  i recently had a $150 medical facial treatment done, been eating healthy, hitting the gym hard and going to get a few Mystic Spray tans (healthier) within this next coming week! so any of you who are attending San Francisco Pride on June 23/24, seek me out!  i am promoting for Smirnoff and, (it gets better), i will be on STiLTS!!!   looking forward to looking {and feeling} svelt again.  Happy Pride! <3 yep... that's me and my first Pride experience below.  oh, how the tables have turned!!

Brainwashing.   Is it BECOMING a threat or has it already BECOME a danger? We live in a world where social media, stereotypes and images control us.  Television, film, music, fashion, food, Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Instagram, Skype, Youtube, blogging, personal websites, the list goes on and on.  **Off topic but think about this:  Most of today's "hot" talent is discovered from a thoughtless reality TV show where all they needed to do was get drunk and cause a scene OR be 16 and pregnant on camera.  SERIOUSLY?!?!  What is happening here!!!   - Could I possibly be a fallen victim to a brainwashing scheme?  I desperately hope not.  Though I admit, I too have succumbed to most of these socialistic fads... who hasn't?  The more I step out of my apartment and into the big world, the more I learn that we are no longer individuals of our own but merely clones of a bigger monster.  Such social media sensations as Facebook, Insta...

i can't believe i was never informed about Instagram until now! the boyfriend recently introduced me and i just can't stop... i'm completely addicted! for those who do NOT know what this is, Instagram is a smartphone application program where you take/share/view photos with others who are also signed up within the app.  in lighter words, this is kinda like a Facebook solely dedicated for pictures. there are many fun doo-dads on here too:  different colored filters and shading to decorate your pictures with and you can even search for specific pictures based on "hash tags."   For example:  if i wanted to search for vintage jewelry photos, i type in #vintagejewelry in the search bar and a bundle of results will pop up with gorgeous and creative photos.  i know some folks out there aren't all gung-ho about this program because, let's be honest, some people just take lousy pictures; HOWEVER, if you search for awhile, there are some pretty fantastic pho...

i am currently undergoing a severe 10 day cleanse that insists of no alcohol and no carbs until May 20th.  I have successfully made it past day number 4 and i desperately desire to tuck myself away in a corner with a bottle of Cab, Panda Express and a colossal box of sugar cookies and chow down! despite my craving for the sugar and fat, i am engaging in this ritual because i yearn to refresh and detoxify my body.   i am alerting my body of the vital break it needs from the yucky hangovers, the constipation, the sudden loss of energy and the sugar-crashes.  needless to say, someone once told me that we must not let our bodies tell our minds what to do.  our minds are much more powerful than our bodies and we must never let ourselves acquiesce to a bodily temptation.  isn't that ironic?  given that we do it ALL THE TIME.   food, sex, weight issues, you get the idea. but what about our hearts, eh?  rumor has it that you must always lis...